Today

1. Reach The Seattle Theatre Group FAQ, which covers the Neptune, says each venue’s box office and will-call window open 90 minutes before showtime. Its safety page, which names the Neptune, says entrances use walk-through metal detectors and asks guests to arrive earlier than they used to so screening does not make them late. Guests who cannot pass a metal detector or a wand are patted down.

   by 3:30 PM

   30 min before showtime.
2. Showtime

   ~4:00 PM

   Estimated start for Maria Bamford.

   Using the ticketed show start of 4:00 PM because no separate headliner set time is listed.

3. Show ends

   ~5:30 PM

   An estimated 90-minute set puts the main exit wave here.

   Estimated

4. Head home

   Pick the exit window that fits how you want the night to end.

   • Beat the final rush

     5:15 PM

     Leave before the last high-traffic window if avoiding the first exit wave matters more than the full ending.

     Low confidence

   • Expected crowd release

     5:30 PM

     Best estimate for the main crowd release based on event pacing.

     Low confidence

   • Low-stress exit

     5:50 PM

     Wait for the concourse and rideshare surge to thin before leaving.

     Low confidence

Times are estimates — arrival steps use straight-line walking distances, and end times shift with encores, pacing, and overtime. Pad in a buffer for security lines, traffic, and will-call, and double-check restaurant hours before you go.