The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas · Crest Theater

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Bag policyThe Crest Theater's official website does not publish a specific bag-size policy. As a historic theater venue, guests should expect standard entry/security procedures with bags subject to check; check with the venue directly for current guidelines.Seat and entranceAdd your seat · Main Entrance ParkingChoose where to park DiningChoose a pre-event meal Checklist0%0 of 5 complete MerchNo purchases planned

Verified Aug 8, 2026The Crest Theater - Official Site

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What happens when

Planned around 30 min before showtime

30 min before showtime at 2:30 PM

Expected crowd release around 4:30 PM

Add a parking spot and a restaurant below and we’ll work backward from here into a “leave by” plan.

Reach Main Entrance
by 2:30 PM
30 min before showtime.
Showtime
~3:00 PM
Estimated start for The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas.
Using the ticketed show start of 3:00 PM because no separate headliner set time is listed.
Show ends
~4:30 PM
An estimated 90-minute set puts the main exit wave here.
Estimated
Head home
Pick the exit window that fits how you want the night to end.
- Beat the final rush
  4:15 PM
  Leave before the last high-traffic window if avoiding the first exit wave matters more than the full ending.
  Low confidence
- Expected crowd release
  4:30 PM
  Best estimate for the main crowd release based on event pacing.
  Low confidence
- Low-stress exit
  4:50 PM
  Wait for the concourse and rideshare surge to thin before leaving.
  Low confidence

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Times are estimates — arrival steps use straight-line walking distances, and end times shift with encores, pacing, and overtime. Pad in a buffer for security lines, traffic, and will-call, and double-check restaurant hours before you go.

Today

Before you leave

Event-time weather

Traffic and transit

Official operations

Event-day essentials

What happens when

Reach Main Entrance

Showtime

Show ends

Head home

Beat the final rush

Expected crowd release

Low-stress exit

Sharpen your timeline